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Author:  Krem [ Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:58 pm ]
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Thanks to the AARP ad very conveniently placed atop of the forum listing, I just found out that sex after the age of 50 is NOT, in fact, unhealthy.

Now that we know this, TonyMontana should be posting a lot less now, so rejoice everyone!

Unless someone got him one of those type while you're having sex keyboards, in which case - gross!
Author:  Price [ Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:40 pm ]
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That gives a new meaning to the phrase: Make this thread a sticky.
Author:  TonyMontana [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:53 pm ]
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Krem wrote:
I just found out that sex after the age of 50 is NOT, in fact, unhealthy.


I don't want to get in a big pissing match with AARP, but as a really old guy that has had a ton of sexual encounters - many that end in visits to the doctor - I can say with great certainty that sex can be very unhealthy at any age. I don't recommend it at all.
Author:  Rev [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:58 pm ]
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Price wrote:
That gives a new meaning to the phrase: Make this thread a sticky.


:lol:
Author:  STEVE ROGERS [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:59 pm ]
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TonyMontana wrote:
Krem wrote:
I just found out that sex after the age of 50 is NOT, in fact, unhealthy.


I don't want to get in a big pissing match with AARP, but as a really old guy that has had a ton of sexual encounters - many that end in visits to the doctor - I can say with great certainty that sex can be very unhealthy at any age. I don't recommend it at all.


:blink: What???
Author:  TonyMontana [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:07 pm ]
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MR. GREEN wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
Krem wrote:
I just found out that sex after the age of 50 is NOT, in fact, unhealthy.


I don't want to get in a big pissing match with AARP, but as a really old guy that has had a ton of sexual encounters - many that end in visits to the doctor - I can say with great certainty that sex can be very unhealthy at any age. I don't recommend it at all.


:blink: What???


When you start shoving random things into random holes, bad stuff can happen. It's simple science.... and maybe math. Either way, somebody's gonna get hurt.
Author:  Korrgan [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:31 pm ]
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I'll miss BKB when he leaves. Truly.


Isn't he the person that believed you hadn't slept with your wife after like ten years of marriage? It was a classic BKB moment.


I'll miss his "Come take a ride on the BKB express. :hump: " sexual come ons that he started saying to me when I was like 16 when they are gone.
Author:  STEVE ROGERS [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:17 am ]
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Korrgan wrote:
I'll miss BKB when he leaves. Truly.


Isn't he the person that believed you hadn't slept with your wife after like ten years of marriage? It was a classic BKB moment.


I'll miss his "Come take a ride on the BKB express. :hump: " sexual come ons that he started saying to me when I was like 16 when they are gone.


Yeah Baby.. I'll miss you to and don't care what anyone says about you.. Your one of the best and too bad Loyal's site doesn't appreciate you better.. I will be back around May in time for IRONMAN 2, but will only be around for the "Big Event" type of movies.. I simply need time away to rejuvenate..
Author:  Eagle [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:22 pm ]
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Tony is always hilarious ... his comments make me chuckle consistently. BKB is also always entertaining, albeit in a less intentional way, and I'd hate to see him depart (especially for 6 months, which seems a harsh sentence for such a silly prediction). It's like punishing a child for believing in Santa after you egged him on for the first 5 years of his life.
Author:  Futureboy [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:28 pm ]
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I agree. I don't post a lot...but I've read on the site for years. BKB, for as much crap as gets thrown at him, doesn't really spew a lot of hatefulness at individuals -- just at groups in general (like the "Avatards", I think he called it???). I'm amazed one person doesn't take all the stuff thrown at him personally...I sure couldn't do it.

As for AARP - if the retirement home's a rockin', don't cum a knockin'...!
Author:  Snrub [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:33 pm ]
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I too will miss BKB if he's forced to go because of a silly bet. Someone should start an "If Avatar Makes $1 Billion WW, BKB Must Stay" Thread.
Author:  Krem [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:36 pm ]
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I will miss BKB because I need more green in my life.
Author:  nghtvsn [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:43 pm ]
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Krem wrote:
I will miss BKB because I need more green in my life.


You could just buy some green dye if you need more green.
Author:  Libs [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:57 pm ]
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Why is BKB leaving? These bets are so stupid.
Author:  TonyMontana [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:12 pm ]
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Libs wrote:
Why is BKB leaving?


I think it's because he hates us all. Here's how I see it.

BKB makes an unsolicited bet against himself to retire from all movie forums forever if Avatar makes $750 million WW. When this doesn't happen he says he is going to semi-retire for just a few months - which you'll notice wasn't the original bet.

So, in the end this is what we have (if you're keeping score at home): BKB is neither honoring his original bet, nor is he staying here. He fucked us all... his adoring fan base and his enemies both.

I think BKB has two options... he either honors his bet and we never ever see him again, or he throws it out the window and sticks around (I'm hoping for the latter, as is most of KJ). However, BKB has found a mysterious third option.... he doesn't honor his bet, and he leaves us, all at the same time.

Only BKB could have found that 3rd option. It's pretty evil if you think about it.
Author:  nghtvsn [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Thanks AARP / BKB appreciation thread
Libs wrote:
Why is BKB leaving? These bets are so stupid.


Because he makes dumb bets that he himself made and he's an agitator.
Author:  Libs [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Thanks AARP / BKB appreciation thread
nghtvsn wrote:
Libs wrote:
Why is BKB leaving? These bets are so stupid.


Because he makes dumb bets that he himself made and he's an agitator.


I agree BKB is obnoxious and has perhaps 3 or 4 functioning brain cells, but this whole "OH WELL I MIGHT LEAVE BCUZ THE AVATARDS ARE FUCKTARDS shit is so moronic. Why are you people even participating in box office bets? Come on.
Author:  TonyMontana [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 11:29 pm ]
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Libs wrote:
Why are you people even participating in box office bets? Come on.


Just a correction: BKB can not be considered "people". I do not believe anybody participated in the bet, except for BKB.

You being a HIMYM fan may be able to relate to it better like this: You know how Barney always says "I'll take that challenge" when there was never any challenge made (like trying to pick up chicks in overalls)? That was exactly this situation.
Author:  nghtvsn [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Thanks AARP / BKB appreciation thread
Libs wrote:
nghtvsn wrote:
Libs wrote:
Why is BKB leaving? These bets are so stupid.


Because he makes dumb bets that he himself made and he's an agitator.


I agree BKB is obnoxious and has perhaps 3 or 4 functioning brain cells, but this whole "OH WELL I MIGHT LEAVE BCUZ THE AVATARDS ARE FUCKTARDS shit is so moronic. Why are you people even participating in box office bets? Come on.


It's not our beat against him. It's his own bet against himself and his duty to honor what he types.
Author:  Terminator1997 [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:18 am ]
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yes BKB can be annoying/obnoxious at times, but the boards will definitely be much less entertaining with him gone.
Author:  Maverikk [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:20 am ]
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I personally think BKB provides a better value than many of the generic replaceable posters who whine about him and want him banned or to leave. Just my 3 cents.
Author:  TonyMontana [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:42 am ]
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I don't really see a lot of people wanting him gone. On the opposite, BKB is getting a lot more love than he normally gets. I can't even muster up any Bigfoot or pothead jokes.

He really should stay and make more bets like this. It works for him.
Author:  BacktotheFuture [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:11 am ]
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BKB is the best. Please don't leave just because of some stupid bet.
Author:  Maverikk [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:44 am ]
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People can put down BKB's intelligence all they want, but it looks pathetic coming from people who BKB has gotten under the skin of. He's clearly got the advantage in the brains department, and you're kidding yourselves to try to pretend otherwise, if your brain is so weak that he's able to frustrate it. I'd be embarrassed to be insulting somebody's intelligence if I was their puppet...
Author:  Thegun [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:38 pm ]
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I dont really think he needs to leave either, in fact I think it will benefit him if he stays, just think of all the whining, though I'm not a fan of online confrontation to begin with. I find it boring when a certain incident or film takes over the entire forum.
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