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Author:  torrino [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:09 pm ]
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I was delighted to read this post:

Box wrote:
So I finally caved in and had my first drink of alcohol, ever. At 24, heh.


It was utterly disappointing. It tasted awful, and I didn't get drunk, despite three big cups. And people mess up their lives for this shit? Idiots.


Unfortunately, Box's first turn was tarnished by bad wine. Let's recommend him some decent drinks to help him be as loose in person as he is online.
Author:  torrino [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:14 pm ]
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I recommend:

- Blue Moon (not my favorite beer, but it's easy to drink and isn't as gross as Keystone, Natty, Bud, etc)
- Cointreau with Ginger Ale
- Cosmopolitans
- MD 20/20, Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Zima, and other cheap, fruity drinks
- Shots of Parrot Bay, hypnotiq, Malibu, or those twisted Smirnoff flavors (I like Green Apple)
Author:  Jiffy [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:14 pm ]
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Maybe he'd like some margaritas?

I had a frozen watermelon one the other day I liked a lot.
Author:  Chippy [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:18 pm ]
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Smirnoff is awful.
Author:  Korrgan [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:20 pm ]
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'delighted'? Fruit.
Author:  torrino [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:26 pm ]
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Jiffy208 wrote:
Maybe he'd like some margaritas?

I had a frozen watermelon one the other day I liked a lot.

Those are okay...

Ideally, we'd think of a mix that uses Bacardi 151 (or that intl. Stroh 80 stuff?) for maximum impact.

I'm surprised he didn't get drunk off three glasses, though. I totally feel myself after a beer (probably because I've cut back on drinking over the last year)
Author:  Chippy [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:26 pm ]
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Or because you are what Korrgan knows you are?
Author:  Johnny Dollar [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:27 pm ]
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Chip Munkington wrote:
Smirnoff is awful.


Beyond awful.
Author:  Argos [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 pm ]
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One cannot go wrong with whisk(e)y and cola.
Author:  torrino [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 pm ]
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Chip Munkington wrote:
Or because you are what Korrgan knows you are?

Well, I'm tolerant on the high end (i.e., I'm definitely "tipsy" on an empty stomach after one drink, but I'm capable of making speech for another seven/eight drinks)
Author:  Libs [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 pm ]
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Cosmos for Box
Author:  Chippy [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 pm ]
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Mmm... That is true.

Like peanut butter and jelly... but more delicious.
Author:  torrino [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm ]
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Argos wrote:
One cannot go wrong with whisk(e)y and cola.

What kind of whiskey do you like, Argos?

A lot of my friends are into Scotch, but I know that's different. I like Gin or Tequila (lol) myself. Especially Don Julio -- Patron is crap.
Author:  Johnny Dollar [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm ]
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Order Box a sea breeze.
Author:  Johnny Dollar [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm ]
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a Shirley Temple for John Savage.
Author:  Libs [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm ]
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yoshue wrote:
Order Box a sea breeze.


Ooooooh those are so good
Author:  torrino [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:31 pm ]
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Libs wrote:
yoshue wrote:
Order Box a sea breeze.


Ooooooh those are so good

Why not just give him an entire bottle of Svedka with a measly can of Diet Coke as a chaser? That'll do the trick the hard way.
Author:  Argos [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:31 pm ]
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torrino wrote:
What kind of whiskey do you like, Argos?

For several years, I drank almost exclusively Jim Beam, so bourbon.
Author:  Libs [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:32 pm ]
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I'm drinking a beer and listening to Party in the U.S.A. as we speak. Wrong on so many levels.
Author:  Groaning [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:32 pm ]
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Tequila (with salt and lime -- mhm)
Vodka Cola/Orange, if you just want to get drunk
Malibu
Good wine (Lambrusco)
Whiskey or Austrian Schnaps

I also drink Eristoff Ice, when I'm going out and don't want to get too drunk and just want something that tastes like Sprite.
Author:  Chippy [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:33 pm ]
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Jim Beam + Coke = Heaven!
Author:  torrino [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:33 pm ]
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Libs wrote:
I'm drinking a beer and listening to Party in the U.S.A. as we speak. Wrong on so many levels.

what kind of beer :whistle:
Author:  Johnny Dollar [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:34 pm ]
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I like a simple gin and tonic.
Author:  Libs [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:35 pm ]
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torrino wrote:
Libs wrote:
I'm drinking a beer and listening to Party in the U.S.A. as we speak. Wrong on so many levels.

what kind of beer :whistle:


Stella

GOOD FUCKING LORD why is this song so catchy, it actually upsets me
Author:  Chippy [ Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:35 pm ]
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Moscato is a very good tasting wine.
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