This is gold. Some of my favorites:

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

CHASING AMY: Homosexuality proved to be passing fancy and sign of sexual deviance.


Check out the full list here:

http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04 ... summaries/

other good ones:

300: Gays kill blacks.
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
FALLING DOWN: Life is difficult for white men.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: American yahoo murders soldiers and desecrates religious artifacts for money.
RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
ROCKY: White man beats black man.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: Tourists have difficulty with regional cuisine.
THE FIRM: White lawyer learns hard work is irrelevant.
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.