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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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 the thread where we hook box to booze
I was delighted to read this post: Box wrote: So I finally caved in and had my first drink of alcohol, ever. At 24, heh.
It was utterly disappointing. It tasted awful, and I didn't get drunk, despite three big cups. And people mess up their lives for this shit? Idiots. Unfortunately, Box's first turn was tarnished by bad wine. Let's recommend him some decent drinks to help him be as loose in person as he is online.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:09 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
I recommend:
- Blue Moon (not my favorite beer, but it's easy to drink and isn't as gross as Keystone, Natty, Bud, etc) - Cointreau with Ginger Ale - Cosmopolitans - MD 20/20, Smirnoff Ice, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Zima, and other cheap, fruity drinks - Shots of Parrot Bay, hypnotiq, Malibu, or those twisted Smirnoff flavors (I like Green Apple)
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:14 pm |
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Jiffy
Forum General
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm Posts: 6152 Location: New York
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Maybe he'd like some margaritas?
I had a frozen watermelon one the other day I liked a lot.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:14 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Smirnoff is awful.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:18 pm |
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Korrgan
problem?
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:52 am Posts: 15515 Location: Bait Shop
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'delighted'? Fruit.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:20 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Jiffy208 wrote: Maybe he'd like some margaritas?
I had a frozen watermelon one the other day I liked a lot. Those are okay... Ideally, we'd think of a mix that uses Bacardi 151 (or that intl. Stroh 80 stuff?) for maximum impact. I'm surprised he didn't get drunk off three glasses, though. I totally feel myself after a beer (probably because I've cut back on drinking over the last year)
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:26 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Or because you are what Korrgan knows you are?
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:26 pm |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
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Chip Munkington wrote: Smirnoff is awful. Beyond awful.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:27 pm |
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Argos
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Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 2:20 pm Posts: 7952 Location: Wherever he went, including here, it was against his better judgment.
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One cannot go wrong with whisk(e)y and cola.
_________________ "Der Lebenslauf des Menschen besteht darin, dass er, von der Hoffnung genarrt, dem Tod in die Arme tanzt." - Arthur Schopenhauer
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Chip Munkington wrote: Or because you are what Korrgan knows you are? Well, I'm tolerant on the high end (i.e., I'm definitely "tipsy" on an empty stomach after one drink, but I'm capable of making speech for another seven/eight drinks)
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 pm |
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Libs
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48677 Location: Arlington, VA
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Cosmos for Box
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Chippy
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Mmm... That is true.
Like peanut butter and jelly... but more delicious.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:28 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm Posts: 16020
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Argos wrote: One cannot go wrong with whisk(e)y and cola. What kind of whiskey do you like, Argos? A lot of my friends are into Scotch, but I know that's different. I like Gin or Tequila (lol) myself. Especially Don Julio -- Patron is crap.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Order Box a sea breeze.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
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a Shirley Temple for John Savage.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm |
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Libs
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48677 Location: Arlington, VA
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yoshue wrote: Order Box a sea breeze. Ooooooh those are so good
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:29 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
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Libs wrote: yoshue wrote: Order Box a sea breeze. Ooooooh those are so good Why not just give him an entire bottle of Svedka with a measly can of Diet Coke as a chaser? That'll do the trick the hard way.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:31 pm |
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Argos
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torrino wrote: What kind of whiskey do you like, Argos? For several years, I drank almost exclusively Jim Beam, so bourbon.
_________________ "Der Lebenslauf des Menschen besteht darin, dass er, von der Hoffnung genarrt, dem Tod in die Arme tanzt." - Arthur Schopenhauer
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:31 pm |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48677 Location: Arlington, VA
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I'm drinking a beer and listening to Party in the U.S.A. as we speak. Wrong on so many levels.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:32 pm |
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Groaning
Us v Them
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:17 pm Posts: 2759 Location: Austria
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Tequila (with salt and lime -- mhm) Vodka Cola/Orange, if you just want to get drunk Malibu Good wine (Lambrusco) Whiskey or Austrian Schnaps
I also drink Eristoff Ice, when I'm going out and don't want to get too drunk and just want something that tastes like Sprite.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:32 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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Jim Beam + Coke = Heaven!
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:33 pm |
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torrino
College Boy T
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
Libs wrote: I'm drinking a beer and listening to Party in the U.S.A. as we speak. Wrong on so many levels. what kind of beer 
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:33 pm |
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Johnny Dollar
The Lubitsch Touch
Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:48 pm Posts: 11019
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 Re: the thread where we hook box to booze
I like a simple gin and tonic.
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Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:34 pm |
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Libs
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torrino wrote: Libs wrote: I'm drinking a beer and listening to Party in the U.S.A. as we speak. Wrong on so many levels. what kind of beer  Stella GOOD FUCKING LORD why is this song so catchy, it actually upsets me
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Chippy
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Moscato is a very good tasting wine.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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