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makeshift
Teenage Dream
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:20 am Posts: 9247
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 Bush picks Bolton as new U.N. ambassador
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ambassador
C'mon! You know when you first read that headline you thought the same thing as me....
How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?
Turns out it's not the Bolton we all know and love, but some guy with a brutal tie-you-to-the-train-tracks mustache.
Anywho, I really don't know anything about this, but any excuse to post a Michael Bolton pick and i'm all over it.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:17 pm |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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Whatever happened to Michael Bolton? Did he die? Did he discover the 70's were over and cut his hair yet? I need to know!!
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:27 pm |
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makeshift
Teenage Dream
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He cut those luscious locks of love and seemingly lost all power to write really bad love ballad's. Kind of like that Samson guy in the bible. True story.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:34 pm |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am Posts: 16278 Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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 Wow... I hardly recognize him! Clearly it was the source of all his power.
Not that the new ambassador Bolton has a better hair style...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050210/photos_wl_pc_afp/050210062807_8np5j7ee_photo0
that's got to be a rug.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:41 pm |
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El Maskado
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Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 21572
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Anything to do with pulling a Michael Bolton jokes gets a thumbs up in my book. Theres no shortage of Michael Bolton jokes on the show Married With Children.
Al Bundy crying to the devil: "Why me?Why cant you pick someone like Michael Bolton?"
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:48 pm |
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makeshift
Teenage Dream
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:20 am Posts: 9247
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Ha! Good stuff, Roid. Conan O'Brien has an on going fued with Bolton, too. I guess Bolton took some of his jokes a little too seriously or something.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:04 pm |
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El Maskado
Arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 21572
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makeshift wrote: Ha! Good stuff, Roid. Conan O'Brien has an on going fued with Bolton, too. I guess Bolton took some of his jokes a little too seriously or something.
Conan has too many fueds going especially with his jokes about Star Jones :wink: . I havent watched Conan alot lately since its on so late but what jokes has he made about Michael Bolton. Was it in one of those "moving the lips of a celebrity" skits that he always does with political figures?
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:39 pm |
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Anonymous
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"Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks!"
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:05 pm |
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makeshift
Teenage Dream
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Krem wrote: "Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks!"
Office Space rox.
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:10 pm |
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El Maskado
Arrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh!
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:17 pm Posts: 21572
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Since we are still on the theme of Michael Bolton, heres another Bolton moment brought to you by Norm McDonald when he was anchoring weekend update on SNL
Norm McDonald:"In music news today, Kenny G and Michael Bolton announced that they will be releasing X-mas albums due in store this tuesday"
Norm McDonald putting down his cue cards:"Hi Jesus, I hope you love crap"
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Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:20 pm |
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BTW, this guy is a badass. He once said that you could take 10 floors off the UN building and nobody would notice.
He gets thumbs up from me 
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Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:33 pm |
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