Kieran Hughes of stockist Precious Collections claimed to have sold 1000 pairs of tights in the past two months, up from 300 pairs.

"German men have been wearing them for years," he said.

"More than 50 per cent of German men wear tights including famous German football players. I can't imagine many footballers doing that here."

What's wrong with tights?

It's a guy who wants to sell his silly tights. He's just claiming some outrageous thing that has no proof whatsoever and hopes that the magic of the internet multiplies his nonsense so he can sell ten more

Well normally I wouldn't care but Germany is our front line of defense against Putin. We need them to look as intimidating as possible.

Well, we still can import obese americans to build a flab curtain against the enemy

I really have not had a good experience so far in my life with German people. I've had dealings/met around a dozen German people, and almost all of them turn out to be arrogant, rude, belittling control freaks that when something goes wrong they blame it on someone else. They truly believe they are better than anyone else on the planet. Their word is gospel, and they know everything about everything (which couldn't be further from the truth). I think they are just brainwashed into believing they are the elite (especially in business) because many very successful businesses have originated from Germany. It's inherent for them to think of themselves as equally successful or knowledgeable, even when they're actually total failures in life. Most of the Germans I know are not the efficient professionals they would have us believe, too! They are incompetent, racist, and lazy, and that think everyone else is beneath them, especially Indians and Orientals. It's funny because when they meet other Western people they are pretty much pussies and don't exert the same dominance as when talking to (or shouting at) the aforementioned races.

Austrians, though, very nice people. It's a funny world.

So you are actually German?

So you are actually German?

Have you ever worked with me? No. Do you know me apart from an online persona that you see occasionally? No. So your smart ass reply doesn't work. And it's precisely the thing that all Germans do. They are pretty insecure people, and can never be the butt of a joke or accept blame for something. They always have to shield themselves from showing any form of insecurity. Pretty weak race of people, psychologically. Very similar to the Chinese, funnily enough.

Well whether you have the need to present a certain online persona or your online persona correspons do your true self - both would be pretty sad actually.

It's because the majority are closely related to Attila the Hun whose empire, it appears, Hitler wished to re-establish. They're still blaming the rest of the world for their failure to conquer it. With an ancestry, and history, like this - you'd be ticked at everyone, wouldn't you?

Another friend was on a skiing trip in Switzerland - she and her husband were excellent skiers. She skied off the trail to get snow out of her goggles and was run over by a German man twice her size. Her husband was a few seconds behind, saw the collision and heard the German screaming some nasty words at her for getting in his way - then, he skied off and left her there with a broken leg. This guy must have had many Attila genes in him.

The fact that you think you know me from online forum posts is precisely the part where Germans are just arrogant cunts that think they know everything. They always have an answer.

The fact that you think you know me from online forum posts is precisely the part where Germans are just arrogant cunts that think they know everything. They always have an answer.