Morgan Spurlock
Michael Moore
Ben Stein
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for being unfunny
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for being dumb enough to marry him
Suri Cruise for being the spawn of the above
Richard Quest for not being smart enough to hide his drugs
Katherine Heigl for being a bitchface
Patrick Dempsey for being a smug animal torturer
Politicians (all of them) for being power-hungry liars
Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan for being as dumb as rocks
Anthony Klaseus for mistaking his son for a turkey(!) and shooting him
deadSean Penn, Tim Robbins, George Clooney, and their ilk for thinking people actually care to hear what they think about world issues