Because you're a Paki. And you have a unibrow.

Because your tounge still gives me nightmares. Oh, and you're brown.

It's because you're brown. You can't even be black. So indecisive.

Brown on brown hate. It goes unnoticed too much.

Because every word you spout is about as logical as that of an South African politician in the early 1980s.

Also you smell and failed to love Atonement.

I also failed to love Atonement. Does this mean you don't love me anymore?

Because the assholish attention seeker that I am.

be prepared to get your replies scrutined and questioned!!!!

Our mutual love of NCFOM is compensation

I remember when I first met Arsi, we were hanging out in his bed (in a nongay way) and it suddenly dawned on me just how extraordinarily hairy he was.

His feet are like furry slippers.

Reasons why I hate bABA:

#1. You refuse to admit when you are wrong. For example, years ago I warned you of the PCs impending doom for gaming, and how console FPS were actually starting to overtake the PC. All of my predictions and theories have come true, yet you still cling to the errant notion that PC gaming is better and/or have never admitted that I was right and you were WAY wrong. All I want is my credit that is due to me.

#2. Your YouTube's get more hits than mine.

#3. Random capitalization in your username.

#4. You picked Hairspray as your #1 movie of 2007.

#5. My PM box is always full. I constantly have to erase messages to get new ones. I blame you for this because: 1. You send half of them. 2. You are part owner of this place.

#6. You were behind the hacking incident a few years back.

#7. You allow Squee to be a member of this site.

#8. I have a hair on my tongue. I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? Of course you do, you put it there.

#9. You live in Canada.

That's all I have off the top of my head... I'll think a little longer and come up with more later!

Hairspray was NOT my number 1 movie! it was 300!

I feel that you are hypercritical and judgemental and are built up a lot by hype of those whom have communicated with you in person. I am sure that anyone on this website (within reason) who frequently meets and greets with other KJ members would get similar treatment.

Ok, then ammend #4 to read "You picked Hairspray as your #2 movie of 2007"

I want you to know that I sat through Hairspray based on your recommendation and only found it mildly entertaining. I hope you feel badly for making me experience mild entertainment!