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Author:  Anonymous [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:01 pm ]
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

Which Tin-pot Dictator are you?
Author:  zingy [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:10 pm ]
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
Author:  makeshift [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:10 pm ]
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
Author:  matatonio [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:17 pm ]
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
Author:  zingy [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:18 pm ]
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Ahh! Too many Tony Blair! :shock: :(

I'm the only Tony Blair! The only!
Author:  makeshift [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:20 pm ]
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Actually, this is what I really got:

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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

What can I say?
Author:  bABA [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:25 pm ]
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I painfully reached question 7 till I just couldn't take it anymore. What a stupid multiple choice.
Author:  Algren [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:31 pm ]
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Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
Author:  Bodrul [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:34 pm ]
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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
Author:  lovemerox [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:36 pm ]
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TONY BLAIR






As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not![/img]
Author:  Eagle [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:42 pm ]
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Yeh probably fitting. Though the test struck me as stupid :roll:

KJ
Author:  NCAR [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:44 pm ]
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It said I was Slobodan Milosevic!

A sadly, misunderstood hero to his country. :wink:
Author:  xXVincentxX [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:03 pm ]
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!
Author:  Coasterman2002 [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:05 pm ]
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NCAR wrote:
It said I was Slobodan Milosevic!

A sadly, misunderstood hero to his country. :wink:


haha same here
Author:  Caius [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:44 pm ]
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

NOOOOOOO, I'm not a God Damn commie!
Author:  wertham [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:29 pm ]
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Tony Frickin' Blair????

I'm so ashamed :oops:
Author:  Beeblebrox [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:15 pm ]
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Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
Author:  Beeblebrox [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:18 pm ]
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And btw, this is for freaking real.

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Author:  rusty [ Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:02 pm ]
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pretty cool little test. I laughed. I got the bush one the first time I did it. I re-did the test several times and got Hitler, Slobodan and Blair.
Author:  Dr. Lecter [ Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:27 am ]
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I got G. Bush

Gotta love some of the possible answers :lol:
Author:  Erendis [ Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:46 am ]
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I like this part:
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You know the drill! Cut and paste this code to spam forums or fill your online journal with this puerile crap!
Author:  Anonymous [ Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:51 am ]
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Erendis wrote:
I like this part:
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You know the drill! Cut and paste this code to spam forums or fill your online journal with this puerile crap!

The funniest part is that the code doesn't work on this forum, even if you uncheck the box disabling HTML.

Kinda makes the spamming not so much fun.
Author:  BJ [ Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:13 pm ]
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stupid test, bleh :x
Author:  darth pimp [ Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:36 pm ]
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YOU ARE
DARTH PIMP

One bad-ass motherfucker. Entire galaxies tremble at your knees.
You also knocked up Natalie Portman




well well, what'ya know ?
Author:  Ripper [ Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:20 pm ]
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