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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am
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Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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 Kick ass video reviews These home made video reviews rock.
Guy reviews COD2: The Big Red One... can't get the name right ("big red zone") and just reads the back of the box:
http://www.expotv.com/videos/Video_Game ... 2/71,2870/
Sexy lady reviews Axe body spray - I love how she says it's great for any "man-boy" and somebody coughs when she sprays it:
http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41
A sexy Grandma reviews Shrek 2 for PS2:
http://www.expotv.com/videos/Video_Game ... 2/71,2883/
The same guy from the COD2 video, reviews an Abs diet book with much gusto:
http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41
Big tough guy reviews a stuffed bear:
http://www.expotv.com/videos/Build_A_Bear/1942/
There's many more... I was thoroughly entertained all night watching these.... _________________
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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I'm digging this guy (From the COD2 and Abs book). His review of the Xbox is golden. Apparently Halo can be played on Xbox Live (it can't) and the machine must be kept away from any dust. The last 30 seconds are golden:
http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41_________________
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MikeQ.
The French Dutch Boy
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I particularly like the random dog walking across the screen in the granny recommending Shrek 2 Playstation game video.
Gotta love the heavy Southern state (?) accents. lol.
PEACE, Mike.
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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I'm not sure what she's reviewing... are those real?:
http://www.expotv.com/videos/Video_Game ... r/71,3352/_________________
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| Tue May 02, 2006 1:50 am |
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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MikeQ. wrote: :lol:
I particularly like the random dog walking across the screen in the granny recommending Shrek 2 Playstation game video.
Gotta love the heavy Southern state (?) accents. lol.
PEACE, Mike. That dog was a nice touch... you just can't script stuff like that. _________________
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kypade
Kypade
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Phenomenthol find. :up:
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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This kid has never met a girl before... ever. I love how he says bouncing breasts and then laughs. He sounds like Butthead. Also... "it's a very good game, except for the women" .... and you "see the women's panties, so it's not a good game"... classic lines
http://www.expotv.com/videos/Video_Game ... X/71,2838/_________________
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| Tue May 02, 2006 1:58 am |
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kypade
Kypade
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TonyMontana wrote: This kid has never met a girl before... ever. I love how he says bouncing breasts and then laughs. He sounds like Butthead. Also... "it's a very good game, except for the women" .... and you "see the women's panties, so it's not a good game"... classic lines http://www.expotv.com/videos/Video_Game ... X/71,2838/Check out his Nissan Ultima 2.5s 2005 version Smoke colored version review.
Really.
I wonder if there are any on that site that aren't hilariously awkward.
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2004 8:55 am
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Location: Counting the 360 ways I love my Xbox
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kypade wrote: TonyMontana wrote: This kid has never met a girl before... ever. I love how he says bouncing breasts and then laughs. He sounds like Butthead. Also... "it's a very good game, except for the women" .... and you "see the women's panties, so it's not a good game"... classic lines http://www.expotv.com/videos/Video_Game ... X/71,2838/Check out his Nissan Ultima 2.5s 2005 version Smoke colored version review. Really. I wonder if there are any on that site that aren't hilariously awkward. 
I love that kid. "This is the side". "This is the back". Gee... thanks!
He obviously knows how to handle a stick. _________________
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| Tue May 02, 2006 2:10 am |
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kypade
Kypade
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http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41
man, this site is amaxing. :o
edit- that guys my favorite, i think. http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41
check out his "Passion One" review.
So adoreable. Adorable. Adoreible? Editorable. Edible. Yummy.
editwo - his lion king se dvd is priceless. i think his camera is low on batteries, though, he doesnt seem to waste any tiemshuitting ut uff.
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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kypade wrote: http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option=com_video&VideoId=1695&Itemid=41 man, this site is amaxing. :o edit- that guys my favorite, i think. http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41 check out his "Passion One" review. So adoreable. Adorable. Adoreible? Editorable. Edible. Yummy. editwo - his lion king se dvd is priceless. i think his camera is low on batteries, though, he doesnt seem to waste any tiemshuitting ut uff. The Passion One review was a good one.
That kid acts like a 5 year old in all his reviews... very odd. _________________
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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You eva just be hungry? You get a Snicker. It fill you up real good...
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littlebigshot
Hooray for Jensen Button
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TonyMontana wrote: I'm digging this guy (From the COD2 and Abs book). His review of the Xbox is golden. Apparently Halo can be played on Xbox Live (it can't) and the machine must be kept away from any dust. The last 30 seconds are golden: http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41Seriously those last thirty seconds had me in stitches! I think somebody switched him off.
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Snrub
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Re: Kick ass video reviews
"It's about protecting your country - and your fellow soldiers - you know, from airplanes... to grenades... to battleships."
Protecting your country from grenades?
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Snrub
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TonyMontana
Undisputed WoKJ DVD King
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I'm buying a Honda 2005 after seeing this. Apparently it has good switches that are easy to manuever! I hate cars with those hard to move switches. 
http://www.expotv.com/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=41
Hey look... shut up, kid.
http://www.expotv.com/videos/DBZ:_Sagas/1075/_________________
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TonyMontana
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Re: Kick ass video reviews Snrub wrote: "It's about protecting your country - and your fellow soldiers - you know, from airplanes... to grenades... to battleships." Protecting your country from grenades? And you can shoot each others heads off.
I think what really sells the whole thing is that he dressed up so nicely for his video review. He also has a great 5-5-5 Domino Pizza review...his daughter filming it must be proud.
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