That's a cat, and wow, that man looks so much like Dr. Lecter.

If Lecter didn't look like he did, yes.

Argos is always banging on the wall and telling Erwin Schrödinger to turn down the damn TV.

What is the current status of your neighbor's cat, Argos?

Good question!

No changes. Occasional visits via the balcony, senseless wandering, very short-lived chases of flying insects, skittishness galore. We are still not friends... I think.

You should take a photo.

I just might.

Cat has not been sighted in over a week. My eyes are heavy with loss.

It gets flown to Austria, currently seeking asylum in Egypt. It is safe. No worries.

Austria, good. There it can join forces with Heinrich Himmler's Zeus.

Oh no

Damn what am I going to do with all this extra cat food now?

It was in the hallway when I came home today, retreating a bit while I walked up the stairs between us. Then, as if I posed no danger on level ground, it stopped retreating and instead chased a fly. I entered the apartment and left it to its childish games. Later that day, this day, I watched 'Stalker', a film without cats.

Well at least it's still alive.

It is pregnant now. I feign innocence.

^ Is that the cat from Pet Sematary?

this is my cat "zeus", the most important person in my life.

If it gets run over, don't bury it in an old Indian cemetery.

Instead, eat it.

Cat is delicious.

Because Bubby get pizzar for cat.

I saw it today, bereft of kittens, again gracing the staircase as its old slim self.