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Post Re: Bachelorette party
Yeah somebody has a gun on his head.

I mean it is still wierd. Will you be the only man at the party?


Make a list of very different challenges the bride has to do during one night.

or

Organise a pole dancing class with a lot of alcohol. The girls learn how to pole dance and have fun and you bastard can enjoy it.

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I will be the only one (and nine girls, including the bride). I mean, seriously, why would I not want to do it? It is a unique opportunity.

I am not desperate (yet), but organizing this is a pain in the ass because all the others seem lazy as hell and barely have any suggestions, so I am doing pretty much everything from start to finish. Have the first half of the day figured out. Surprise breakfast (she'l be expecting us much later), then some drinking games, then a game of laser tag.

Not as for the evening...that I am still trying to crack. Gonna be some games and some scavenger hunt, except I am still figuring out the rules and the route.

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Does she like wine? This would be easier if you were in Vegas.

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I am not in Vegas.

Yeah, she does like wine. We will be drinking it.

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I'm with FILMO ... pole dancing class.

But I get the feeling these ladies will be the overly-liberal types and would object to anything traditionally female.

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I'm with FILMO ... pole dancing class.

But I get the feeling these ladies will be the overly-liberal types and would object to anything traditionally female.


I am the one objecting because I want to do stuff that I actually participate in as well.

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Why can't you do pole dancing? Oh, Lecter, you're such a Neanderthal. ;)

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Fuck Dude you would have the chance to pole dance with nine hot ladies......

I mean what man gets the chance to be part of a bachelorette party and then drunk pole dancing with the ladies.

If you dont fuck up you would be a legend in your city.

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Surely if you does fuck up he'll be a legend. ;)

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Rent a popular trendy bar learn with ladies to make cocktails......and then serve the customers the drinks in coyote ugly style.

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That was fun. Lasted 19 hours. Had to literary carry the bride home part of the way.

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I take it that she was booked for being drunk and disorderly. ;)

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Want to hear a report!

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I take it that she was booked for being drunk and disorderly. ;)


We were drunk and mildly disorderly, but no one was booked.

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Algren wrote:
I take it that she was booked for being drunk and disorderly. ;)


Even though Lecter didn't get this joke, I did. And I enjoyed it.

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I'm glad someone did. :good:

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Jeez, that joke...

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In an interesting development of events, I will probably be co-organizing the bachelor party for the groom.

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Dr. Lecter wrote:
In an interesting development of events, I will probably be co-organizing the bachelor party for the groom.


Your second chance. Pole dancing class!!!!

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FILMO wrote:
Dr. Lecter wrote:
In an interesting development of events, I will probably be co-organizing the bachelor party for the groom.


Your second chance. Pole dancing class!!!!


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The bachelorette party was cooler than the bachelor party and the girls actually lasted longer (like in bed, I suppose).

Anyway, the wedding is coming up fast next weekend and I still need to write my speech. Any of you ever done that?

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That should be hilarious.

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I've never done a best man speech. I try to avoid public speaking, even around people I know.

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Because you have nothing of value to say.

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ok thank you

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