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Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette



ok.....thats really hard!



Especially if the person can't live up to the name!

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Pilot Inspektor and Zowie are my favorites from this thread

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some others...
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa
Denim by Toni Braxton
Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates
Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el by Nicholas Cage
Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli
Zowie by David Bowie



Wolfgang is a rather normal German name...


yes but I based it on, he is living in America and I don't think either of his parents are German.


Nothing wrong with Wolfgang I don't think.

Jermajesty though?

Didn't Michael Jackson name his kids something like: Prince Michael the 2nd, Blanket and Paris? I think?

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thanks google

Bamboo - Big Boi
Blue Angel - The Edge (from U2)
Bow-Ty - 50 Cent
Freedom - Steve Miller
Indiana August - Casey Affleck
Jazz Domino - Joe Strummer
Memphis Eve - Bono
Ocean, True, Sonnet - Forest Whitaker
Peaches Honeyblossom - Bob Geldof
Rocket, Racer, Rebel, and Rogue - Robert Rodriguez (Imagine him calling them to dinner, lol.)

and my favorite:

Sage Moonblood - Sylvester Stallone

WTF is wrong with celebrities? :funny:

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Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child?


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thanks google

Bamboo - Big Boi
Blue Angel - The Edge (from U2)
Bow-Ty - 50 Cent
Freedom - Steve Miller
Indiana August - Casey Affleck
Jazz Domino - Joe Strummer
Memphis Eve - Bono
Ocean, True, Sonnet - Forest Whitaker
Peaches Honeyblossom - Bob Geldof
Rocket, Racer, Rebel, and Rogue - Robert Rodriguez (Imagine him calling them to dinner, lol.)

and my favorite:

Sage Moonblood - Sylvester Stallone

WTF is wrong with celebrities? :funny:


The ones I bolded, while certainly off beat, I think they aren't that bad.

As bad as say Peaches Honeyblossom.

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Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child?


Destiny is quite a popular name.

I know someone called Snow Rain.


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Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child?


Destiny is quite a popular name.

I know someone called Snow Rain.


I blame Destiny's Child, I still hate the name especially when paired with Hope.

Worst names I encountered in life, Princess and Heavenly Lace


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Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child?


Destiny is quite a popular name.

I know someone called Snow Rain.


I blame Destiny's Child, I still hate the name especially when paired with Hope.

Worst names I encountered in life, Princess and Heavenly Lace


I wanna have a little girl called Ms Moo Moo. is that ok?


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Now, what about George Foreman? Sure, naming a kid George isn't too bad, but when 7 of your 11 kids are named George, or a derivative of George, that's not cool.

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Seriously it has to be Moses or Destiny Hope. Like seriously? was Micheal or Jessica taken? Moses, does she hate her kid?

I think the best has to be Harlow.


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Sean Preston & Jayden are the best.


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On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.

A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata.

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Jeff wrote:
Grill wrote:
Dr. Lecter wrote:
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some others...
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa
Denim by Toni Braxton
Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates
Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson
Kal-el by Nicholas Cage
Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli
Zowie by David Bowie



Wolfgang is a rather normal German name...


yes but I based it on, he is living in America and I don't think either of his parents are German.


Nothing wrong with Wolfgang I don't think.

Jermajesty though?

Didn't Michael Jackson name his kids something like: Prince Michael the 2nd, Blanket and Paris? I think?


again maybe nothing like it overall but I am talking about, what happens when you go to grade school in America, think those are names that could get you picked on by bullies.


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I pity Robert Rodriguez' kids.

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Celebrities name their kids based on the fact that their kids will never know the horror that is the real world. These kids live in insular little bubbles where the absurd is considered normal. If all your classmates have equally strange and bizzare names then the kid with the normalish name is the odd one out. The majority of these kids will never have to function in the real world like the rest of us. I don't see fifi-trixabelle or Kal-EL applying for a job a McD's anytime soon.

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insomniacdude wrote:
On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.

A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata.


Sonata??

Does she know that is a hypnotic sleep aid? Heh. Isn't it a car too?

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Jeff wrote:
insomniacdude wrote:
On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.

A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata.


Sonata??

Does she know that is a hypnotic sleep aid? Heh. Isn't it a car too?


Hyundai. :lol:

I bet Sonata's gonna have a sister named Elantra and a gay cousin Miata.

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Sean Preston & Jayden are the best.


It's interesting that Britney Spears actually gave her kids normal names. When they were about to be born I was expecting something really random from her.


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Christian wrote:
Jeff wrote:
insomniacdude wrote:
On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.

A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata.


Sonata??

Does she know that is a hypnotic sleep aid? Heh. Isn't it a car too?


Hyundai. :lol:

I bet Sonata's gonna have a sister named Elantra and a gay cousin Miata.


Haha, I couldn't remember if it was Hyundai or I was making it up (like I've been known to!)...

That's hilarious though, a child named after a (second-rate) sleep aid and a cheap Korean car (though I heard they surpassed Toyota in initial quality now but still). Trying picking up chicks (or guys would that be considered a girl's name?) being named after a cheap car. Heh.

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DKev1 wrote:
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Sean Preston & Jayden are the best.


It's interesting that Britney Spears actually gave her kids normal names. When they were about to be born I was expecting something really random from her.


I'd have expected something like Allibaba and Kalamazoo knowing her mental state.

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Britney actually loves her kids. the other celebrities just parade them around like a publicity stunt.

Cate Blanchett did a good job i think, Ignatius. The spanish version is better.


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