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Dr. Lecter
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FILMO wrote: Grill wrote: Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette
ok.....thats really hard! Especially if the person can't live up to the name!
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Shack
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Pilot Inspektor and Zowie are my favorites from this thread
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Jeff
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Grill wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Grill wrote: some others... Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa Denim by Toni Braxton Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson Kal-el by Nicholas Cage Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli Zowie by David Bowie Wolfgang is a rather normal German name... yes but I based it on, he is living in America and I don't think either of his parents are German. Nothing wrong with Wolfgang I don't think. Jermajesty though? Didn't Michael Jackson name his kids something like: Prince Michael the 2nd, Blanket and Paris? I think?
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:32 pm |
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Shack
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thanks google Bamboo - Big Boi Blue Angel - The Edge (from U2) Bow-Ty - 50 Cent Freedom - Steve Miller Indiana August - Casey Affleck Jazz Domino - Joe Strummer Memphis Eve - Bono Ocean, True, Sonnet - Forest Whitaker Peaches Honeyblossom - Bob Geldof Rocket, Racer, Rebel, and Rogue - Robert Rodriguez (Imagine him calling them to dinner, lol.) and my favorite: Sage Moonblood - Sylvester Stallone WTF is wrong with celebrities? 
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:24 am |
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Ripper
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Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child?
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:23 pm |
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Jeff
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Shack wrote: thanks google Bamboo - Big Boi Blue Angel - The Edge (from U2) Bow-Ty - 50 Cent Freedom - Steve Miller Indiana August - Casey Affleck Jazz Domino - Joe Strummer Memphis Eve - Bono Ocean, True, Sonnet - Forest Whitaker Peaches Honeyblossom - Bob Geldof Rocket, Racer, Rebel, and Rogue - Robert Rodriguez (Imagine him calling them to dinner, lol.) and my favorite: Sage Moonblood - Sylvester Stallone WTF is wrong with celebrities?  The ones I bolded, while certainly off beat, I think they aren't that bad. As bad as say Peaches Honeyblossom.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:28 pm |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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Ripper wrote: Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child? Destiny is quite a popular name. I know someone called Snow Rain.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:39 pm |
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Ripper
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getluv wrote: Ripper wrote: Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child? Destiny is quite a popular name. I know someone called Snow Rain. I blame Destiny's Child, I still hate the name especially when paired with Hope. Worst names I encountered in life, Princess and Heavenly Lace
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:07 pm |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
Joined: Sun May 15, 2005 4:28 pm Posts: 20411
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Ripper wrote: getluv wrote: Ripper wrote: Let's not forget Miley Ray Cyrus, her real and now former name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, what is she an inspirtational poster or a child? Destiny is quite a popular name. I know someone called Snow Rain. I blame Destiny's Child, I still hate the name especially when paired with Hope. Worst names I encountered in life, Princess and Heavenly Lace I wanna have a little girl called Ms Moo Moo. is that ok?
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:09 pm |
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jujubee
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Now, what about George Foreman? Sure, naming a kid George isn't too bad, but when 7 of your 11 kids are named George, or a derivative of George, that's not cool.
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Mr. Inc
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Seriously it has to be Moses or Destiny Hope. Like seriously? was Micheal or Jessica taken? Moses, does she hate her kid?
I think the best has to be Harlow.
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 11:13 pm |
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getluv
i break the rules, so i don't care
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Sean Preston & Jayden are the best.
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insomniacdude
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On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.
A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata.
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Grill
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Jeff wrote: Grill wrote: Dr. Lecter wrote: Grill wrote: some others... Ahmet Emuukha Rodan by Frank Zappa Denim by Toni Braxton Fifi-Trixibelle by Bob Geldof/Paula Yates Jermajesty by Jermaine Jackson Kal-el by Nicholas Cage Moxie Crimefighter by Penn Jillette Wolfgang by Eddie Van Halen/Valerie Bertinelli Zowie by David Bowie Wolfgang is a rather normal German name... yes but I based it on, he is living in America and I don't think either of his parents are German. Nothing wrong with Wolfgang I don't think. Jermajesty though? Didn't Michael Jackson name his kids something like: Prince Michael the 2nd, Blanket and Paris? I think? again maybe nothing like it overall but I am talking about, what happens when you go to grade school in America, think those are names that could get you picked on by bullies.
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Dr. Lecter
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I pity Robert Rodriguez' kids.
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The Mr Pink
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Celebrities name their kids based on the fact that their kids will never know the horror that is the real world. These kids live in insular little bubbles where the absurd is considered normal. If all your classmates have equally strange and bizzare names then the kid with the normalish name is the odd one out. The majority of these kids will never have to function in the real world like the rest of us. I don't see fifi-trixabelle or Kal-EL applying for a job a McD's anytime soon.
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Jeff
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insomniacdude wrote: On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.
A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata. Sonata?? Does she know that is a hypnotic sleep aid? Heh. Isn't it a car too?
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Christian
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Jeff wrote: insomniacdude wrote: On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.
A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata. Sonata?? Does she know that is a hypnotic sleep aid? Heh. Isn't it a car too? Hyundai. I bet Sonata's gonna have a sister named Elantra and a gay cousin Miata.
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DKev
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getluv wrote: Sean Preston & Jayden are the best. It's interesting that Britney Spears actually gave her kids normal names. When they were about to be born I was expecting something really random from her.
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:18 pm |
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Jeff
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Christian wrote: Jeff wrote: insomniacdude wrote: On a slightly related note, I used to teach two kids named Race and Star (boy and girl respectively). Coolest kids I ever had.
A friend of mine wants to name her future daughter Sonata. Sonata?? Does she know that is a hypnotic sleep aid? Heh. Isn't it a car too? Hyundai. I bet Sonata's gonna have a sister named Elantra and a gay cousin Miata. Haha, I couldn't remember if it was Hyundai or I was making it up (like I've been known to!)... That's hilarious though, a child named after a (second-rate) sleep aid and a cheap Korean car (though I heard they surpassed Toyota in initial quality now but still). Trying picking up chicks (or guys would that be considered a girl's name?) being named after a cheap car. Heh.
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Jeff
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DKev1 wrote: getluv wrote: Sean Preston & Jayden are the best. It's interesting that Britney Spears actually gave her kids normal names. When they were about to be born I was expecting something really random from her. I'd have expected something like Allibaba and Kalamazoo knowing her mental state.
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Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:11 pm |
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getluv
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Britney actually loves her kids. the other celebrities just parade them around like a publicity stunt.
Cate Blanchett did a good job i think, Ignatius. The spanish version is better.
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