NEW INFORMATION FROM Z FILES HEADQUARTERS:

This was found on lovemerox's desktop.



SICKO.

What the hell is going on?

dolcevita! You LIE! People, you see how convient it is that they all suddenly have this information right after I post information about their secret lives? Yeah, I think so too. They're all filled with non-sense and lies, and trying to get back at me for my *well-researched* information. I just didn't pull it out of my ass in 5 minutes like they are.

Bastards.

Eagle is on, and he's gonna lay the smackdown on all your candy asses.

So now I know not to vote for anyone. Instead I'll put OTHER: Eagle. Yea that's a good choice.

As long as your vote doesn't read "bABA", "dolcevita", "torrino", or "lovemerox", I'm happy. And no, not other forms of their names. Nothing involving them. They must not win, dammit.

i think I voted baba. Not sure.

WOA Zingy...there's alot of stuff in your folder I'm flipping through right now. Page after page after page of failed incidents at humor..meticulously outlines. Hey, what's this I see here??? Dear God no...that was you the other week in New Hampshire? Man, we were sitting at the dinner table for Thanksgiving and just think would kind of a moron would do that kind of stuff just for attention. I didn't know it was you, I'm sorry, or I would have asked what kind of a moron, I would have been able to explain it outright. Maybe I'll shift through this tonight and send it off to the news desk via all the forum cuties again tomorrow? Yes...that sounds like an excellent idea. 8)

I'll vote for badoltorlov instead of Zingaling. You bastard.

you should of done this thread earlier, im not telling who i vote for!, but sorry

dolce, dolce, dolce. You dissapoint me. You actually think this is supposed to be for laughs?! I'm trying to warn the people. I did my homework on all your lives, and I have *real* information. These files you're looking through are nothing more than video game magazines, and all these crazy ideas are coming from nowhere.

BAD CHOICE FOR BEST MODERATOR, IF YOU ASK ME.

I couldn't get it out earlier because it took so long for me to get the *real* information. However, it is out now, and I'm sure Dr. Lecter will allow changes for Best Moderator only, once he sees what I have uncovered.

dolcevita is apparently a counter for this thang, so you may not want to send in votes to her. She'll change all your things to read dolce, even the ones she wasn't nominated for.

That's a damn shame. I'm sorry rusty, but you'll realize your mistake when the CIA shows up at your house.

Damn f******' straight I will. Best Box Office Predictor is so mine. 8)

Don't let drunk dolcevita ruin the big night. Vote Zingaling. And send that vote to Lecter.

I would never vote for you. You and Mr. X are the Khan to my Kirk.

Just In From Lovemerox's secret spys::


Phonelines have been taped and video recording has been done. We now know how Zing(Ding) really is. Nothing but a spammer who wants nothing more than to destroy the boards. He also wants to kill kittens

We have exclusive video from Zings room, where he is seen drawing up plans to have total destruction on the board

Found this also...a vodoo doll of baba

sickening

The Z Files never sleeps. We have guys working 24 hours a day on just this case. The case of the evil mods. I'm sure by the morning, we should have many, many more developments. You guys can all laugh, but if you don't listen to me, you're going to face the consequences. Not by me, of course. I wouldn't hurt a fly.

dolcevita will force you to watch Pootie Tang 1,000,000 times, or as many times as it takes for your ears and eyes to bleed.

bABA is CIA. He'll be on you like.. well he'll just be on you. The big house (jail) is not a good place. You don't want to be the bitches of the other prisoners, when your online crime was not voting Zingaling.

lovemerox will hurt your pets. lovemerox will destroy these boards. lovemerox will hurt you. Nuff' said.

torrino will ask to arrange a meeting with you. If you choose to accept, you'll never see your homes again.

Please, make the right choice this December. It's for your own good.

*World* members...I would like to take this moment to point out that D(Z)ingy is underage. Who'se gonna bring the Champaign to the awards huh? Who? Well not D(Z)ingy that's for sure. That's right...the signorina who knows the difference between Cava, Brut, Prosecco, Spumante and Champaign is going to, that's who. Vote for the drunk and at least you'll get some classy booze. Vote for the failed humorist and all you get is a bunch of pathetic jokes. Take your pick.

Also, please ignore the *lies* of the other mods. They are clearly not true. Like I said, it came out of their asses in a matter of minutes, and there was no thought into it, nor was there any research.

I never joke. I'm very serious.

dolce, don't make me get into your secret love for Bush!

Also, are you trying to get people drunk so when their driving home from the show, they will get DUI's and be put in jail?!

Nice work, dolce. Nice.

Well, unlike you apparently, I have alot of respect for the intelligence levels of members of this forum and realize they are responsible people who would never do something like drink and drive. Geesh Zingy, you've just slammed everyone on this board. At least I know how smart and sensitive and capable *World* members are. I'm sure they know how to have a great time and not hurt anyone. Apparently you don't think as highly of them as I do. Tsk tsk tsk.

*Slaps Dingy up the back of the head for yet another pathetic joke placing the words dolce, Bush, and support in the same sentence without and negative clauses*

I'd rather vote for Hitler rather than Zing. :Luke:

secret love for bush??