You will not like my current one (since I know how you feel about the series), but okay.

fire away.

k

kypade

Nipple me!

Bring it.

si

Me!!...

Rank away...

Snrub
Avatar Ranking: Delutional .. Dellussiouanl ..... blahg!!

Most often seen as bender, sometimes as cowboy bebop, now as hedonistic robot and once, as the man with the most gigantic penis, Snrub is a very delusional man who has had trouble accepting his own life and wishes to live in a world where the forces of physics do not apply, where women don't automatically think of slapping his face but spanking his penis when he flaps it around and where sex, chocolate and riding bulls is not just Tuesday but also happens in a futuristic space settings.

mine in so sexy.

Jim Halpert
Avatar Ranking: Personality disorder

You either idolize the man, wish you were him or think you ARE him. And I am suspciously ... suspecting the latter ... err ... latt'est'? Or maybe you just like Pam, not Jenna and Jim is your way to her. Or maybe you just want to be Michael's secretary.

JACKPOT. You do not want to be any of the above but want to be treated like a naughty secretary who is used and abused more so for the body than the mind.

Christian
Avatar Ranking: Vengeful

You've been many avatars. Nice avatars. Cute avatars. cuddly avatars. Pretty Avatars. You remain cute but now, you are vengeful. As a gay man living in a straight world, you're still that 'pretty boy' .... but now, you wish to be that 'pretty boy with blood on your face ... boy', the blood of a pure and pious gay man ... no ... .mEN! No longer will you stay in the shadows and approach your matters from behin ... i mean bac ... i mean .... you will face your challenges head on ... i mean ....... sigh ...

Dr. Lecter
Avatar Ranking: Matured

Man. What happened to you man. You used to be hip with the hasselhoff avatars. You were great. You stood out. Now you're over that shit and concentrate on generic grown up tv shows. Heroes .... HEROES!??! Is this the best you can do man!! yea ... your ranking may be mature cause you don't indulge in the funny immature avatars but your mature avatar isn't exactly good. No. It is terrible!

Gullimont
Film Ranking: Lost in the sea of words

Your avatar shows how you look at yourself. Manly ... galant ... Worth noticing. Yet when you speak as the subtitles show, people know you're speaking but can't hear what you say ... you cannot communicate properly. they try to hear the words but eventually, give up and go back to shearing or fucking their sheep.

Hey lazy, take the time to post their avatar in your review!

None of this half ass stuff. Here, I'll even go back and do it for you in your first 3.

Loyalfromlondon
Avatar Ranking: Self-Lacking



self obssessed. Always a picture of what you've done displayed. And when that is not the case, pictures of the most prestigious (or so they say) honors a person can be bestowed.

Awards. Your pictures.

Your life revolves around you wondering why you can jump off a plane, swim with a shark but cannot achieve that ultimate goal that continues to elude you. No one knows what this goal is except yourself. So you go out everyday trying to prove your worth to the world so they may bestow what you deserve ... when in reality, the only one you need to prove your worth to .. is yourself.

A tragic tale.

Zingaling
Avatar Ranking: Obscure



So .. life of fun and games is over. gone are the days when your only worry was "will mommy drive me to the movies?". No. You have entered college and only now are you starting to realize ... 'who are you, what do you want, where do i want it, and how much she'll charge me for it'.

20 questions, but a 100 hundred answers and you cannot match up which answer goes with which questions. No. Your life cannot focus, your mind cannot determine what it is seeing. it can make out what it wants but cannot wrap its head (or in this case, feet) around it.

kypade
Avatar Ranking: Lost but FOUND



Even without looking for it, you have found your identity, You know where you belong. You can see your own people in your own locality and have learnt that the place you grew up, the place you are .. is what that defines you ... and is what is defined by you. you are both one and inseperable. All the people here are one and the same.

Which would equate having sex with anyone else the same as masturbation.

I'm surprised you remembered my time as Cowboy Bebop and the man with the most gigantic penis. Mainly because I'd completely forgotten them myself. For that, I give you kudos.

However, you forgot to take into account my time as "King The Littlest Hobo Of The Games Forum" and my month long spurt as Shia Lebeouf's Dad only last summer. Two avatars that I feel present a very different psychology to the Snrub my many robot and massive penis avatars may have led you to believe. For that, you lose kudos.

I'm discarding the form letter for this request to avoid any unnecessary delays that were caused last time:

Please analyze, grade, rank, and/or have your way with my avatar, oh wise one.

I shall be waiting by the computer until I get a response.

no.. that was merely a phase ... that all people go through. everyone wants to feel important and different. this was not the case.

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.