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Dr. Lecter
You must have big rats
Joined: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:28 pm Posts: 92093 Location: Bonn, Germany
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Magnus wrote: My penis is small. But I suck some good dick. I know.
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trixster
loyalfromlondon
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 6:31 pm Posts: 19697 Location: ville-marie
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
gamaur
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:11 am |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
tbh I feel like Algren knows his way around the bedroom significantly more than Magnus. Sorry 'bout it.
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:14 am |
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nghtvsn
Extraordinary
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:13 pm Posts: 11016 Location: Warren Theatre Oklahoma
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Mags is too sensitive. Algren simply wouldn't care. Get it done and get out.
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:17 am |
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Libs
Sbil
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:38 pm Posts: 48678 Location: Arlington, VA
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
nghtvsn wrote: Mags is too sensitive. Algren simply wouldn't care. Get it done and get out. Nghtvsn is the stealth slut of KJ.
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:18 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68335
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Libs wrote: tbh I feel like Algren knows his way around the bedroom significantly more than Magnus. Sorry 'bout it. If I ever put a quote in my signature, this would be it. 
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 12:29 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68335
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
The correct answer is Magnus. I wouldn't have sex with any of you lot. Well, maybe David.  Now feast: 
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:00 am |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Who has the nicer butt? Because I'm a top.
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:28 am |
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Flava'd vs The World
The Kramer
Joined: Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:36 am Posts: 25367 Location: Classified
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
I feel like Magnus would be more grateful, while Algren would be constantly comparing my body to Sly's.
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:52 pm |
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Price
Gamaur's sex slave
Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:15 pm Posts: 8889 Location: Los Pollos Hermanos
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Magnus. You can put a wig on him and fantasize it's Freida Pinto. Put a wig on Algren and you have Stallone's mom.
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:33 pm |
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Chippy
KJ's Leading Pundit
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:45 pm Posts: 63026 Location: Tonight... YOU!
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Stallone's mom NOW? Or Stallone's mom 50 years ago?
_________________trixster wrote: shut the fuck up zwackerm, you're out of your fucking element trixster wrote: chippy is correct
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:38 pm |
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Price
Gamaur's sex slave
Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:15 pm Posts: 8889 Location: Los Pollos Hermanos
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Chippy wrote: Stallone's mom NOW? Or Stallone's mom 50 years ago? Doesn't matter. She looks the same as 50 years ago. 
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:44 pm |
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MovieGeek
Grill
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 6:38 pm Posts: 3682 Location: Here
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
No question. Mags
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:22 pm |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68335
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Flava and Price have given the best jokes thus far. Good stuff guys. 
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Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:51 pm |
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Jiffy
Forum General
Joined: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:27 pm Posts: 6152 Location: New York
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
2's company, 3's a party.
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Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:56 am |
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publicenemy#1
Extraordinary
Joined: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:25 am Posts: 19413 Location: San Diego
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
whoever has more money.
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Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:28 am |
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Algren
now we know
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:31 pm Posts: 68335
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Cleveland Steaming ain't my thang.
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Sun Jan 11, 2015 9:03 am |
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batnanna
Da Bears
Joined: Thu May 04, 2006 2:15 am Posts: 2802 Location: Springfield, Missouri
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 Re: Who would you have sex with?
Magnus because he would need the practice.
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