No worries, sorry that I offended you. And I do have opposite taste from you, but that doesn't mean that I hate your taste. Just that I disagree with you.

Libs is cool

To Whom It May Concern:

Snrub and I have received your invitation to the ___Libs Love and Appreciation Day___ celebration. Upon reviewing your invitation, we have decided:

__X___ To attend this glorious event
______ To send a lackey and/or lifesize carboard cutouts of our likeness to show our support.
______ To not attend this event due to ____(insert made up excuse)____ (please skip to end of letter)
______ To poop on the invitation and send it back to you. You'll find it enclosed. (please skip to end of letter)

Per your request, Tony and Snrub will be wearing:
______ Black tie and pants
______ Casual attire
______ Chocolate pudding
__X___ No attire was specificed, and therefore they shall arrive wearing no pants. Let this be a lesson to next time specify attire.

Since Tony and Snrub were requested at this event, it is assumed they will be the keynote speakers. They will perform the following speech and or event:
______ A dramatic reading of "Everyone Poops"
______ A reciting of our top 10 BBQ recipes for polar bear meat
______ Fun with Tasers (please bring Band Aids)
______ College Graduation Speech ("You and Your Danger Zone")
__X___ Dressed as mimes, they will do a re-enactment of a famous movie scene, ___(Libs can pick one of those stupid romantic comedies she likes, as long as does not have Reece Witherspoon in it. Tony and Snrub do not condone Reece under any circumstances____


Thank you, and we know you look forward to our attendance. Or in the event your invitation was returned smeared in poo, please do not contact us again.

Best Regards,

We need a kypade Love and Appreciation Day/Week/Eternity

Wow... that looks so much better on my screen.

I'll have our secretary update that ASAP.

This actually turned out to be a really good day in the end

Yay

I think that was the point. :O

I agree. Yay, Libs.

Yay!