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Name: Anonymous

Q. You were totally against Batman Begins. Assuming that Tim Burton and Keaton could not come back for the film, what would have helped you to accept the film?

BKB. BATMAN BEGINS.. Now I didn't hate this movie contrary to what many batfans might think, but it did take itself a little too overly serious for it's own good and in some way's, I can understand what Nolan's intentions were in terms of separating this from the Schumacher ####-fest's that he made.. To make this better, I would've added a little more Burtonesque Fantasy to the movie cause in the end, BATMAN is a comic character not meant to be taken so overly serious.. I would've aced the chick in the movie and made the Batmobile the Batmobile and not some goofy TNT Monstertruck Redneck vehicle like they did.. !

Name: Bob

Q. Bkb, have you ever heard funny comments about movies from guests in your hotel? Share some.

BKB. You know?? I can't recall any guest's sharing any funny comments about any movie's they've seen primarily cause most of them are serious when they check-in and just want to get to their room after traveling all day.. We do have alot of guest's that rent DVD'S though, but that's about it..

Name: Bob

Q. Bkb, what are the three best Kurt Russell movies ever, and why?

BKB. Of Kurt Russell's finest movie's would be: ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, you can't be an Iconic character like Snake Plissken.. He's a badass and yet funny to with his sarcasm and no nonsense type of personality.. Second movie would be BREAKDOWN: Damn DAMN Good and I dug how he managed to track down his wife and loved how he killed the villain in the end, (I forgot the actor's name) but he to was also an excellent actor who has now passed on.. The Third movie would be EXECUTIVE DECISION: I love the premise of the movie despite the movie being sort of farfetched, it was still entertaining as hell..

Name: Jaster

Q. What do you think about HD-DVD Vs. Blu-ray? Will you get a PS3?

BKB. HD-DVD vs BLU-RAY: You heard this here first or perhaps elsewhere as well, but the whole HD-DVD and BLU-RAY is nothing more than an overhyped, hyperbole of a gimmick that really in the end, looks no better than your standard DVD and reminds me greatly of how BETA-MAX was vs VHS and look what happened with that??? VHS conquered and BETA-MAX died.. PS3 is also gonna go down the tube because of BLU-RAY and the astronomical price tag SONY is asking at 600.00 Dollars and that's not even including the damn games you have to purchase for it to.. The XBOX 360 Really is where it's at for Home Entertainment because the games look just as good, if not, better than what SONY has spouted and are less expensive.. In the future, I would consider a 360 before SONY'S Overhyped PS3 which will inevitable FAIL.. That's right: FAIL..

Name: Neil

Q. I've spent the better part of my life searching for the perfect recipe for angel cake. Do you have any tips you could give me to make a cake as fluffy as it is delectable?

BKB. Good luck on the Angel food cake... Sounds delicious, but head to the FoodNetwork Site for that..

Name: Anonymous

Q. I've been seeing this girl for a few months now, and the other day she announced to me that she was gay, and, in fact, a man. I still love her, but I don't know how to take this new piece of information. I feel so betrayed and confused. Help me, BKB, you're my only hope.

BKB. Right now, I need to barf and feel very sorry for you.. You didn't attempt to poke her, er, I mean HIM did you??? Through the course of time, your going to have to let go of this individual since obviously, he or IT is batting for the other team and I would have to assume your not comfortable with this at all.. You can be this person's friend and should be with nothing more attached other than FRIENDSHIP.. I have no problems with a Man wanting to be a Colon Cowboy, provided he keeps his business to himself.. So in the end: Be this person's friend but also inquire as to WHY they didn't tell you this earlier before the relationship became serious.. To me, the whole Homosexual thing is nothing more than a wash and totally abnormal.. God didn't put Man in this world to fuc* Man in the ass, but to enable Man and Woman to procreate, to populate the world..

Name: Fruit Cake

Q. What do you think about Uwe Boll boxing with critics? Would you pay money to see that on pay per view?

BKB. I wouldn't walk across the street to see Uwe Boll Box anyone, BUT I've seen folks say he can Box and take other's out.. If this were me, I'd destroy him in record time.. Nuff said.. He wouldn't want me in the Ring with him and not only would I destroy him, but make fun of his movie's while doing so at the same time.. He's no Paul "The Man" Anderson, that much IS CERTAIN..

Name: The Don

Q. Is there someone out there that you think can beat Hulk Hogan?

BKB. YES, I'm sure if the script was right and HOGAN approved of it, someone could beat HOGAN since HOGAN has put other's over in the past,(i.e, GOLDBERG, LESNAR, The ROCK, The WARRIOR) but not for a long time.. If The Immortal one whould pass the torch on, it'll probably be that stupid white wigger known as CENA or maybe EDGE, since both are fans of him in the past.. As for a match with Austin and putting him over?? It's possible, but only if it were a screwjob with someone like Vince McMahon interferring and recreating the "Montreal Incident" like he did with Brett Hart.. By doing this, it would enable HOGAN to still keep his status as undefeated cleanly, but also Put the other wrestler over at the same time.. I should be writing for the WWE..

Name: Gin and Tonic

Q. What is your opinion on MGM's decision to make The Hobbit? Do you think it will as great as Lord of the Rings was?

BKB. It doesn't matter if MGM or NEW LINE is making the HOBBIT, as long as Peter Jackson Directs it, it won't matter which studio funds it.. Now, if you take and use another Director other than Jackson for this, I think there will be some fanboy backlash cause of it.. Don't screw up the formula that has worked up to this point, PLUS, The HOBBIT should've been made FIRST before the LOTR Trilogy and would've been easier to understand and was more exciting to..

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